Tuesday, May 6, 2014

Computer Crumble

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By early March, Luke and I were staying after school again to play games as part of the Computer Club. Originally intended to be a group that would share computer programming knowledge and occasionally play games, all others had drifted away and Luke and I just played until the late bus arrived. But this day we'd only been there a half hour when the library assistant stopped by and said she had to use the computer for a bit. Leaving my winter coat and school books behind in the computer room, Luke and I roamed the school building and chatted as we killed some time. After half an hour, we checked back and she was still using it and needed more time, so we drifted to the library area and settled down at one of the tables as we waited.
When the computer room had first been made over our Sophomore year Christmas break, it meant the computer was safely locked away when not in use and in order to access it we'd have to ask for the key from the math department head, Zack Hatch. Rather than carry it around with him, he left it hidden at his teachers' work area desk and told us where it was and we could just take it when we were going to use the computer. Toward the end of my Sophomore year, Zack was going to be away for a couple of days and when I returned to his desk to drop off the key, it occurred to me that I could just... Keep it over night and return it in the morning and he would never know. From that point forward, I had my own copy of the key when it was time to use the computer. And so I had been using it these past two years.
When Luke and I checked back another half hour later, she was just letting herself out of the room and told us we couldn't go back in as she had left something behind for the science teacher to use later that night. When we protested, she was firm. I could have asked to at least get my coat and books before she closed the door behind her but I came up with a 'clever' idea. Once she had gone, we would let ourselves back into the room to play games and if anyone asked, we'd say we had only let ourselves back in to 'retrieve my coat and books'...
This just shows how brain dead I was at the time as I let it happen and she closed the locked door of the computer room behind her. While Luke was bummed as she walked away, I told him of my clever plan and he liked it, we killed another five minutes until we saw her gather her stuff and leave the school and we went back to the room where I reached into my pocket to get my keys... Only to realize they were in my coat... Locked in the computer room.
No problem, we just made our way to the teacher's work area and Zack's desk to get the official key from his hiding place. It was gone. Was the key now being hidden somewhere else while Zack was on sabbatical? It hadn't been a question I had needed to ask during the year given my own key. In retrospect it could simply have been a case that the science teacher had already picked it up for his own visit later that night. Regardless, I was realizing just how stupid my 'clever' plan was.
Then it dawned on us that the custodian would have a key to the room, after all he had to clean the room and empty the waste basket. So we hunted him down as he was cleaning the cafeteria area and asked if he could let us in. He said he didn't have a key to the room either. This surprised us as how did the room get cleaned and the waste basket emptied out? So I told him that it was for a good purpose as my coat and books were locked in there, but he assured us he really didn't have any way into the room.
Now I was facing the prospect of having to take the late bus home, which would drop me off in the center of town, then walk a mile and a quarter to my home without my coat. While my house key was in my coat as well, we'd long had a hidden key at the back door of my home which I could use to get in. But I kept that little news from Luke as I hatched my new idea. The school used drop down ceiling tiles and those same tiles went over the computer room as it had been built after the ceiling tile had been put in place. So my idea was that we could go to the back of the room where there were storage shelves, use them as steps to the ceiling and push the tile aside and slip over the edge of the wall.
While agreeing it could work, Luke wasn't as sure about this idea, but I pointed out that if there was any fuss we'd have the fact that we were 'just retrieving my coat and books' as an excuse. To even better prepare this excuse, we told the custodian we were going to do it. While he couldn't give us permission, if we were telling him our alibi in advance, then we could use him as a witness that all we were going to do was get my coat and books... So when we got to the shelves behind the room, Luke went first and the idea was solid, but he realized he could just open the door from the inside once down and I wouldn't have to follow him through the ceiling void. He did and we were back and playing games in minutes.
We noticed next to the computer cassette player a spare tape and concluded that must have been what the librarian assistant had left behind for the science teacher. When it was time for the late bus, I decided to take it in revenge. Luke wasn't so sure about this new idea but I assured him it was just a prank to get back at the assistant for not letting us use the computer after she was done with it.
On the way home in the bus, I was feeling jazzed. Not only had I defied a teacher and gotten back into the computer room when she said I couldn't, but now I had that item she had felt was so important. And I debated what to do with it. Sure I could just return it in the morning, having had my counting coup and be scolded for my prank, but being thrilled by how much I'd gotten away with so far, I wanted to continued with this feeling of empowerment and do more. On the walk home I debated if I should read the tape and see what was on it, but if it wasn't a program then reading it would be a major hassle as to read and load data easily you had to know what the pattern of it was ahead of time. If it was a program, I honestly didn't care about it. As I got home I concluded I really didn't care what was on the tape, whatever it was.
So I decided to destroy it. Yes, that would continue to make me feel big and powerful! I pulled the tape out of the cassette, stringing it into the air and tried to pull it into pieces. It was surprisingly strong. So I just unspooled it all into the dining room's waste basket and decided I'd light it on fire as I'd seen on a television show way back when. But then I thought better of that as, what if the fire flared-up and reached the ceiling? Or left the waste basket scorched and ruined? But I couldn't just leave it in the waste basket either, as it could be rewound and would probably work just fine... I NEEDED TO DESTROY IT!
So I got my father's deodorant spray from the downstairs bathroom and sprayed it on the tape and felt truly supreme as I was finally getting back at the school system for all the years of it apparently having screwed me.
At the time, I felt this was the best moment of that year for me. Looking back at it now, I realize it was the most pathetic moment of my life.
On the bus to school the next morning I reveled in the fact that I was going to get in trouble. There was a plausible excuse for everything up until the point I took the tape from the computer room. Unless the science teacher had changed his mind and not gone to the school that night, then the staff would know the tape had been stolen and they'd want to have a talk with me. Sure enough when I got to the school, I barely had time to say 'Hi' to Luke as I put my stuff away and our names were called to the office.
Once there, we were sat down in the Principal's office and he looked more troubled than angry. The Vice Principal was there, arms folded, and the science teacher was the only one visibly brewing. We were asked about what had happened that night and we kept to our story about having to get into the computer room to get my coat and books.
''And the tape?'' the Principal asked.
''I destroyed it,'' I returned feeling a slight smile on my face.
The Principal and the Vice paled with shock at my statement, the science teacher turned red with checked rage... Then I saw Luke's face as he realized he had hitched his wagon to my charge over the cliff.
The Principal began to harden as he asked Luke, ''And you took part in this?''
While I wanted to crash and burn, I realized I didn't want to take Luke with me. I interjected: ''He was against me taking the tape and he didn't know what I was going to do with it.''
''Is this true?'' the Principal asked him. Luke agreed.
We were dismissed from his office while they decided what they were going to do. Then we were called back in. Luke was asked for an apology for his part and he gave it. I was asked for one and gave none. Again, my lack of remorse seemed to confuse the Principal, but he told us that our punishment would be that we were no longer allowed the use the school's computers.
That punishment felt a little light to me and, since I had my own key, I continued to use the computer at school. I tried to rope Luke into that, but he wisely refused to join me.
A couple weeks later they changed the lock.



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